Sunday, 10 January 2016

The Case of the Missing Bicycle - Part 2 of 2

A Detective Mpoto story by yours truly

The Case of the Missing Bicycle

Part 2 of 2: The much-anticipated conclusion!

(to read part 1 please click here)

Jim and Detective Mpoto drove up to Mpoto's gate and honked. Sam appeared from behind the mango tree he had been trimming. Mpoto asked him to sit in the front seat, and moved to the rear.

"We want to look for Jim's missing bicycle at your house," he explained. "So that we can clear your name." Sam nodded silently.

They drove down the bumpy dirt road to the main tarred road. The day was still sunny and starting to get hot. Jim and Mpoto tried to make small talk to put Sam at ease. "There's the lay-by to Macha where I always had to wait for a taxi last year," Jim offered. Mpoto said, "Yes, Jim stayed in Macha last year. And Sam is saving up to buy a farm there next year." After a few kilometres they turned off the main road again and soon found Sam's house.

"I'll stay here and buy some talktime at the little shop here," said Mpoto to Jim. "You go ahead and look around with Sam."

They were back in a few minutes. All Jim had seen was Sam's other white bicycle frame, which was missing wheels. There was no sign of the stolen bicycle.

"Great," said Mpoto. "You've been cleared. No more worries." He really did believe Sam was not the thief, although he also recognized the fact that Sam could have done anything with the bicycle yesterday besides take it home. More investigation was needed.

On Saturday, Mpoto walked to the nearby market to look at the bicycles for sale. He thought maybe the thief had pawned it off, as it was the closest place someone could sell a broken bicycle for parts. He munched on a ripe mango he had found on the ground outside his house. The day was quite hot already at 10 o'clock, for there hadn't been too much rain lately. He rubbed his sticky hands on the grass at the side of the dirt road and strolled through the market.

Radios were blaring outside the small concrete block shops. Trucks were maneuvering through the pitted ruts with their cargo of people, chickens, and merchandise. Mpoto heard several happy cries of "Mugua!" and "Muzungu!" which both mean "European," not a derogatory term. Mpoto nodded in the general direction of the speakers and found his way to the bicycle shops.

Frames and rims were hanging from wires beneath the grey tin roofs, supported by various sticks and poles. One man was busy pumping up a tire; another was adjusting some brakes on a shiny new bike. A third wiped his hands on a rag and addressed Mpoto.

"Mwabuka buti, ba boss!" he said with a smile.

"Kabotu," replied Mpoto, and returned the Tonga greeting. "I'm just looking at your bicycles. How much do you sell them for?"

"It depends on what you want, sir," said the salesman, gesturing to bicycles in different shades of repair. "I can give you this black one for five hundred. It will work well."

Mpoto pretended to think about it. Then, "My friend has a bicycle with a good frame that needs work; the gears are stuck, it needs new tires, the pedals are missing, the brakes don't work...how much would it cost to repair something like that?"

"Maybe 60 kwacha plus parts. Three days work."

Mpoto did the conversion in his head and decided that six dollars wasn't bad. The parts would cost a lot more, though. He would have to tell Jim to just buy another bicycle. He had one more question.

"If my friend wanted to bring the broken bicycle here to sell for parts, are there any dealers who would buy it?

The man pointed to another bike shop a few doors down. "My friend there buys bicycles and refurbishes them. You can ask him."

Mpoto thanked the man and moved to the designated stall. "Good morning, sir. I hear you buy used bicycles?"

"Yes! Yes sir!" cried the owner enthusiastically. "Where is your bike?"

"I...don't have one at the moment," replied Mpoto smoothly, "but someone I know might have brought one here recently, and I was curious if you have already made it like new." It was a long shot.

"I have a few that are almost done," replied the man. "Come take a look." He led Mpoto to the back of the open-air shop where more bicycles and parts were hung from the ceiling; wheels and tubes and gears littered the sandy floor. Immediately Mpoto spotted a yellow bike. It looked like Jim's; he knew the make that God's No.1 Mission liked to buy for its workers. The frame was scratched up, but the rims boasted brand new tires, and the brakes looked new too. "I'm selling this one for seven hundred when it is done," bragged the man. "I only paid one-fifty for it. It was really sad, but it is looking much better already."

"It looks like my friend's bike!" said Mpoto. "Do you remember who the person was who sold it to you?"

"Yes, I do, because it was raining and I was surprised anyone would be out in that heavy rain. He had on those blue trousers with the white reflective stripes. He was soaking wet, and I noticed he had a large burn on his arm. Is that your friend?"

"No, that's not him," said Mpoto. "But I want to talk to the person that sold you this." He picked up a scrap paper from the ground and scribbled his cell number on it. "If you see him again, would you please let me know? Here's 5 kwacha for your trouble."

Mpoto walked home, satisfied with a lucky morning's detective work. The best clue he had found was the burn on the arm. He hadn't yet met anyone in the area with such a mark, including Sam.

After cooling off with lunch at home, Mpoto walked over to God's No.1 Mission Housing Complex and looked for his friend, Ben. He told him what he had found and asked him if he knew anyone with a burn on his arm. Ben looked at him for a minute, then shook his head. He promised to keep a look out.

As Detective Mpoto returned to his house, he counted the workers he saw with blue pants and white stripes. There were three. He gave each one a friendly wave, all of which were returned in kind. The third one, who was shoveling dirt from an anthill, had a discoloration on his right arm. Mpoto prepared to pounce.

"Afternoon, sir," he said. "How are you working today?"

"The work is okay, sir," replied the man. "I am making bricks from this anthill."

"I see that. It is good to have work, isn't it?"

"Yes, sir. My family is hungry. I am happy to be able to feed them today. I have been lucky to find work; a few days ago I was almost to give up because no one had piecework."

"So you sold your bicycle?" Mpoto asked innocently.

"What? How--What do you mean? I..."

"Oh, I thought you were the one I saw in the market the other day," said Mpoto. "The day with the heavy rain in the afternoon. I was walking in the market and had to take cover from the rain for some time. I thought I saw you go into the bicycle stall. I remember the burn on your arm, that's all."

"Oh, yes!" laughed the man. "You are right. That was me." He took another shovelful of sand.

"I hope you will not have to sell anything else," continued Mpoto. "I know it is difficult when you have no resources. You wouldn't want to become known in this area"-here he gestured in the general direction of God's No.1 Mission-"as someone who is always looking for more resources."

The man bent back to work. "No, sir."

Mpoto smiled. "I think we are alright, then. Mushale kabotu."

"Mweende kabotu. And thank you, sir."

As Mpoto walked the rest of the way home, the colours seemed to brighten. He noticed butterflies flitting in the tall green grass. Even the mangy dogs looked cleaner. The cool breeze kissed his sweaty head. Perhaps that's the miracle that happens when justice and grace are brushed gently together.

THE END

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

What is it?

Oreo and Fanta were staring intently at SOMETHING in the Mango tree beside the porch this morning. Can you guess what it is? Here is your first clue:
Is it a bird? A reptile? What is with that tail?

Why hello there little fellow! Are you one of those chicken hunters I've heard about? Because my three chickens are not very tasty yet.

Off it skulks beside the electric fence to examine the chicken coop.

Michelle was startled by this same animal (or a close relative) about 2 years ago; likely it lived in or nearby our roof. I got lucky with pictures this time. :) I think it's a Genet; a Civet might be larger.

Saturday, 19 December 2015

Chodort Grad 2015


On December 11th Chodort said goodbye to another graduating class. There were 63 students from 3 classes: 1 year course Carpentry & Joinery, 1 year course Tailoring & Design, and two 6-month batches of Computer Applications. We took a break from Production to enjoy the festivities. This is usually my busiest week of the year, with all the prep. Michelle baked 4 large cakes that went towards the snack given to students, staff, and guests. I printed the certificates, one at a time, painstakingly trimming each one by 2mm so it wouldn't print crooked; letting the ink dry on our glossy templates. I was also the event photographer.


The beginning of the event is marked by music, with the students dancing forward in two lines. The Important Guests walk between them to take their places at the front.


There is a mini fashion show where the Tailoring students show off their final projects (dresses). Here the girls wait to walk on stage.


The students sing; some acrobats provide entertainment.


Trade Aid kits are given to one group of students with the best business proposal, to help them get started in their new venture.


The Principal of Chodort gives the closing speech. Some of the Invited Guests are seated behind, including the D.C., The P.S.' Representative, and Reverends Mundemba and Silwenga.

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

The Case of the Missing Bicycle - Part 1 of 2

A Detective Mpoto story by yours truly

The Case of the Missing Bicycle

Missionary Detective Mpoto munched on a fresh banana as he walked to Jim and Bea's house. He was happy: the day was sunny but not yet hot, and he had a new puzzle to ponder. Stray dogs rested in the shade of the green trees, too tired or content to give him chase. He chose the shortcut through the tall grass beside the Immigration office and crossed the next dirt road as he went over the facts of his new case.

He had been sitting in his office when the President called him and asked him to meet with her in the staff kitchen. Two other men were already there: the night security guard and one of the blockmakers, a friend of Mpoto's named Ben.

"We had a report from house number 2," the President began. "Their bicycle is missing; it was left in their backyard last night." House number 2 was one of the rental houses that God's No.1 Mission had built last year, and it was rented by Jim and Bea, who happened to be colleagues of Mpoto, from the same NGO that had sent him to God's No.1 Mission.

The security guard took up the story. "Jim reported a strange noise at 6:30 this morning. He went outside and found the bicycle missing. He came to me at the guardshack and told me. I didn't see anyone."

"I think I saw someone take it," Ben broke in. "Although it was yesterday. When the rain came down heavy yesterday, I ducked under the shelter by the cement mixer to wait out the storm. Then I saw your gardener, Mr. Mpoto, leaving Bea's house with the bicycle. I knew it was him, because, well, I know him, and he was wearing that blue uniform with the white stripes on the legs."

"What colour was the bicycle?" asked Mpoto.

"Yellow," answered Ben. He was right. And it was also true that he knew the gardener in question, because said gardener worked one day a week at Jim and Bea's house, so the two of them crossed paths often.

Mpoto reflected on the timing. Jim and Bea had just arrived two days ago with their new bicycle. They had also had a few other things go missing from the back of their house, but they had been absent for three months, so it wasn't a great surprise. They had been at Mpoto's house yesterday for his son's birthday party when it was raining, so no one had been home.

Mpoto did not want to believe that his gardener was a thief.

He had gone home to talk to Mrs. Mpoto after the meeting. They had agreed that he should talk to Jim and Bea before taking any action. They had also agreed that he should make it clear to his gardener that there would be no bad consequences if the bicycle was returned.

Mpoto picked some roses to take to Bea. As he was leaving his gate, he noticed the gardener, whose name was Sam, standing under the mango tree. He hadn't greeted him yet today, so he walked over to him and asked "How are you?"

"I'm okay," said Sam. Then he said suddenly, "I didn't take the bicycle."

"Oh?" Mpoto remembered that Ben and the security guard had mentioned that they had confronted Sam on their way to talk to the President. Sam had denied that he had taken it and had agreed that they could go to his house to look. But the President had said that that was up to Jim and Bea.

"I didn't take it," Sam insisted. "You know I already have two bicycles. What is going to happen?" His eyes held fear. He was afraid for his job.

"Don't worry," said Mpoto. "I want to believe you. But let me go and discuss with Jim. And also, just let me say, if you did take it, there won't be any consequences. Just return the bicycle." Hopefully Sam understood; his English was okay, but not fluent.

Mpoto stepped over a dead frog, turned black by hundreds of busy ants scurrying over it. He turned down the lane to God's No.1 Mission Housing Complex, and was about to knock on the door of House 2, when Jim suddenly opened it.

"Come in!" he said cheerfully. "I'm just putting up these new solar lights now. How did you thread them through the ceiling in your house?" There had been power cuts for six months, and the boss had bought solar lights for all the employees.

Mpoto explained how he had wired his lights, gave Bea the roses; then they moved outside. "You can see the track from the bicycle," said Jim, pointing at the dusty cement path. "The back wheel couldn't even turn, so it had to be dragged or carried."

"Wait--you mean it wasn't a brand new bicycle? I saw it in the back of your van and thought you had just bought it in Lusaka."

"Oh no, this was that beat-up one that Shelaine used two years ago in Macha. The wheel was stuck, the pedals were missing, the brakes didn't work...we were going to take it to the market to see how much it would cost to get it fixed up. It might not even be worth it. The only good part of it is the frame."

Mpoto grinned and sighed at the same time. All this fuss over a broken bicycle. But to some, it was important. At least Ben seemed to think it was important.

Jim and Mpoto noticed how the track stopped a bit before the gate. It appeared the bike would have been lifted over it--not that hard of a task for a strong person. Sam had a key to this gate, so he likely would have opened it and dragged it though, Mpoto decided. But the tracks stopped there; the rain had likely washed them away in the red dirt past the carport.

It was Ben's word against Sam's; or else Ben had been mistaken about who he saw: after all, it was raining, he was a fair distance away, and Sam's uniform was very common among workers in the area. Mpoto thought of something else. "What time were you talking on your phone on the porch outside yesterday, during the party?" he asked. "Was Sam outside then?"

Jim didn't think so, but Mpoto thought he had seen them together after he had come back from town--at the end of the rainstorm when he had to open the gate to drive in and had gotten quite wet. It would have been around 15:00, which was the time that Sam usually went home...the timing sort of fit, but something wasn't quite right...

"Let's take Sam home and look for the bike there," he suggested. "Then he can clear his name, I can tell Ben that we checked, and we can move on. I need to get back to work anyway."

So Jim started the van. As they were leaving, Mpoto saw Ben at the Estate gate. He rolled down his window and mentioned the plan. Ben made like he wanted to come along, but Mpoto firmly said that he didn't need to come. "You won't find it," Ben shrugged. "He's had enough time to make a phone call and someone will hide it for him."

"That's fine," said Mpoto. "We're still going to check." And they drove off to pick up their gardener.

WHODUNIT? Find out next time, in Part 2!

Saturday, 21 November 2015

Cajon

I recently made a cajon...it's a drum that originated in Peru sometime back and apparently is big in Flamenco music. I became interested in it after hearing it played at my brother in law's outdoor wedding in July. It sounded like a bass and snare from a regular drum kit, and I went up afterwards to ask how it was mic'd--and it wasn't...so I was impressed with the good sound. They showed me the guitar strings inside that give it the snare sound, and I was hooked...something I could make in Africa!

I've tried to make a video in case you are interested. Unfortunately Oreo wanted attention at the time, but I think you get the idea...

Monday, 2 November 2015

New Album: Journey With The Invisible Friend



We are all on a journey. Some of us choose to journey with others, and some of us journey alone. Recently I was listening to some songs I've recorded over the years, and I spied a common thread--they all somehow related to my life journey with (spoiler alert!) Jesus. This blog documents some of that--getting sick, having kids, various projects, moving to Africa...and all the little things in-between. So while these songs are very personal records of my journey, I would like to share them with any who are willing to listen...in hopes that they may inspire you on your journey, wherever you happen to be along the way.

My latest album spans seven or eight years of creativity, not to mention two hemispheres! If you would like to download it, please feel free (instructions below)! There is no cost. There are 11 songs, as follows:

    1. Run in the Path
    2. Out of that Box
    3. Treehouse Prayer
    4. Healing Touch
    5. Jesus Holy Shepherd of the World
    6. Church Song
    7. One Day in Africa
    8. Burden Blessing
    9. Bread
    10. G7 LWW Intro Mellow - Strings
    11. Spring is Here

To download, click the link below. It will take you to a DropBox folder. Select the option to Download the folder (note that you don't need to sign up with DropBox at all). Drag it into iTunes or Windows Media Player, and voila! Free Music! Enjoy!

Click HERE to download this music album.

P.S. Many of these songs have been featured in past posts as music videos. So you may recognize a few.

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Like a Chicken with the Face of a Monkey


Things have been a bit busy lately. Homeschooling kids that are too busy playing to do their work. Computer quotations without electricity. Preparing for classes, church services, and chapels that are postponed at five minutes notice and then a few days later revived with five minutes notice; it helps to be flexible! Low or no water pressure. Scheduling long weekends at the same time as colleagues. A Celebration service that turns into Condolences when a guest passes away unexpectedly. Getting stopped at a police check driving someone else's vehicle whose road tax had expired. Friends that confide marital problems. Hot weather. Teaching someone computer skills a week before their job interview. Sick kids, colleagues, wife, me. Just lots going on.

I need to stop doing things solely with my own strength. Reboot!
Note: The title and the picture of the saw have no significance other than to demonstrate chaos through their disunity! My sense of humour is still intact!